No matter how dark the story, I'll do my best to make it have a happy ending. If I have not updated anything for 1 year, it means I'm dead.

I have no idea how to use this site most of the time so its miracle I even made a bio let alone stories

Rus | Man is the warmest place to hide.

Glad to be here at last.

I am no longer blinded by my depression but my killing intent has spiked to levels that you're failing to comprehend.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

Love to write original stories; along with possible crossovers from well known series.

"Only the most subtle of references." -No fanfiction writer ever

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

Ooooh! Butunz!

“The soul becomes dyed with the colour of its thoughts.” -Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

A writer who grew from their many mistakes, and who still loves ponies deeply.

Writing stories out of sheer spite | Ko-Fi