Why do I do the things I do? BECAUSE I CAN. —No longer Writing Stories Here—

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

I Drink And Write One Story. Slowly. Now I Just Drink. I Have No Idea What I'm Even Doing Anymore

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

He's this guy, who writes stuff.

A fellow traveler...

English Major, Fiction Writer, Purple Unicorn. Will Add More Later.