Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

When I look into the future, I see failure.

I write things. Pony things are among the things I write.

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

This account is essentially dead. Apologies if you were expecting conclusions. Stories are deleted. I needed to move on.

Mostly harmless.

Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.

Teacher, short story writer and VNovel storyboard leader. Please forgive any faulty grammar you may find in my page/stories/blogs; English is my third language and I'm still struggling to master it.

A Swede wrestling with the English language.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

I usually stick to common themes in my stories. I like to have all the characters have a good reason for their goals. I shoot down any concept of fate. Also, there are always dragons.

Writing the stories you didn't know you wanted. I think.

Insanity is only those of the vivid imagination

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Frequent reader, less-than-infrequent writer.

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

The sexiest man you've ever met.

Are you not entertained?

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

An experienced writer of limited skill and dangerous enthusiasm.

Just another semi-successful clop writer

If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.

A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.

Kissy honses

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

Loves to write, hates the paperwork | Ko-Fi

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

Stuck somewhere between writing funny and sad horsewords. Don't forget to add romance in there!

There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

I write adventure, dark, romantic, and mature stories (and occasionally slice of life to break up the oppressively meta questions I raise).

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

I really like ponies. Also Discord, a whole bunch. ;P

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

"1/4 hipster, 3/4 kawaii"

I write horse words. Sometimes they are funny.

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

The Tomorrow King.