Doing nothing with my life and so far, things are okay

who me

Ask me if you have any questions about the site. The more detailed you are describing the problem, the better the chances I'll be able to help.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

"I've kissed mermaids, rode the el Nino, walked the sand with the crustaceans...."

I just like reading about ponies. :)

I'm a gamer above anything else but I do enjoy reading and writing quite a bit. I'm just a writer for fun.

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

As you might have noticed; i am a Ditzy finatic. (what? she's flippin awesome!) I enjoy writing Fanfics, and will continue doing so until i get good enough to publish a full story.

I'm really not a social person, so I'll go ahead and say I do appreciate all likes, favs, comments, and follows. Hope you can enjoy whatever it is I write.

'It's not about if you win or lose. Sometimes it's about how many pages you add to the rulebook.'

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

Maximum effort!

My favorites are cute things and video games! Praying for a cuter future!

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

I fancy myself an epeolatrist. My favorite word is smaragdine, which means "of emeralds". I believe that writing has no rules that cannot be broken, and no set structure that must be followed.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Pony smut author known for his love of fillies, futa, and Nightmare Moon and his deep-seated hatred for all males.

Hello! I'm an aspiring fanfic writer from southeast England. Hopefully, some of the stuff I post will not be a boatload of dross...

AH! A user account! Wonderful!

Not the milk.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

Shut up. Just write.