The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

I used to be relevant!

Um.... I like writing stuff?

My favorites are cute things and video games! Praying for a cuter future!

i write things sometimes

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Guy who loves reading and dragons."Just Another Average Tuesday" is my first attempt at writing any kind of story, so feedback is appreciated. Also loves video games.

Why, hello there! I'm just a humble boy, trying to make the most of life. Oh, and music poni is best poni.

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An entity of what does the wordsgood with ponies. Buy me a coffee?

I can almost hear the hounds...

Yay! I have a Bio nw! I am a ** year old living in ********** ** ******** I am a communist and when I'm not playing Skyrim or Fapping I'm writing fics on this site. Praise Satan!

A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.

I type stories using my hands

Stories about ponies are stories about people.