Surprise!

I love to swim, write, and waste my hours away on this site.

I like ponies.

My name was Razorbeam, and I am retired. (From Fanfiction)

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Writes unusual horse words. Sometimes.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

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Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

O.F.P.