After a spell goes haywire, Twilight Sparkle and her friends find themselves on a strange planet infested with alien bugs. Lost, annoyed, and just a little sleep deprived, the six ponies seek help in the form of green creatures who love war and hate friendship.

Winter Wheat knows all the rumors about Discord, but he's desperate to ask the chaos god for a favor. However, not even Celestia herself could prepare him for Discord's castle. It's huge, filled with ogres, oubliettes, and even a purple dragon with a big sword! It's a good thing Winter knows a thing or two about tabletop games.

This story contains trans representation and issues of body dysphoria. It was written for pride month and to help raise money for the pride and positivity event. It's also fairly fluffy and cute, so if none of these things interest you, then please feel free to hit the ol' back button.