My life is uncomfortable; and you can too!

My name is Melody and I’m 15 years old.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I'm an old sourpuss.

This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in horsefic, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

I love the MLP fandom, and I love all of you! I'm so grateful to have all my followers as we go down a rabbit hole of romance, adventure, and world-building!

Let us make beautiful ruins.

A Warning to Others

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

No.

A humble Christian on a crusade for the purity of this website.

A reader first, a writer second.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Big fan of fantasy and lesbians. If you want magic, lesbians, or ponies, you've come to the right place. Follow me itch.io if you want to see my visual novels. https://thecrimsondm-vanillia.itch.io/

Crackshipper par excellence | Find me on twitter @Calchexxis

So yeah. I thought I'd try my hoof at this clopfic thing.

I read, I stalk, I Write, and one day one of my stories will be featured. That is all

Been a fan of MLP since 2015 and started writing fanfiction not long after

Love has no desire but to fulfill itself. To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night. To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving

Founder of "Let's Make You Known!" Group. Wazzup.

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

I’m like a literary siren, feeding off the negative emotions of fictional characters. Patreon

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

I'm a Canadian gal who loves to write. :D

I'm Canadian!

Secondary account to your first best guess!

anyone who has read my fics ever: yes, you love Sonapie, we know, you love Sonapie so much, they’re the light of your life, you love them so much, you just love Sonapie, we KNOW,

We are the Bronies. Lower your expectations and surrender your incredulity. We shall add your fandoms and characters to our own. Your culture will adapt to enjoy ponies. Friendship is Magic.

I can finally see...but not for long

Just a Brit who likes writing fics about ponies (with a very high percentage chance of Trixie turning up).

An experienced writer of limited skill and dangerous enthusiasm.

You can't see the forest...

No one is really a grown up. They just act old because they have to. - An anonymous little girl to her big sibling.

Quirky teenage girl who writes about cartoons & has an obsession with sparkly things & cute dorks. Goes through life following by Dr. Seuss's wise words; "You have to be odd to be number one."

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

The self-appointed leader of the Twilight Sparkle Fan Club - Netherworld Branch (Please don't tell Titania, dood)

Genuinely wishing I had more time and motivation to write. Sometimes you'll get lucky. Mostly you'll be disappointed.