German male brony. First contact in June 2011, now completely hooked on the show, PMVs, fanfics, pics and everything else pony. Smashing avatar "Pony Mercury" by Adiwan (adiwan.deviantart.com).
I love to write, I love to read, and I love this community! If there's a story I want to read that doesn't exist yet, I'll write it myself.
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies
Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?
I was just doing my imitation of Mystery! Weesnaw! "Well, keep working on it. That was terrible."
Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!
Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.
I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.
pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here
"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama
I've come a looong way from awkwardly smashing two plastic pony toys together whilst making kissy-kissy noises... Haven't I?
I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.
I'm a random guy that claims to know how to write. I'm constantly being proven wrong.
Dabbling artist and hopeful writer also banter is pretty much the best thing ever