Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.

Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

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Action and darkness. Those are my specialties

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

*SPOILERS* ;)

Am back, may continue writing.

Here lies the wistful delusions of the sleep addled mind. Actually wait, no, just me.

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

This user has been dead for several years. I'm sorry to say that there will be no more updates.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.