An intersectional misogynist attempts to woo anypony who will listen.

It's a surprise! Why? Well, I can't tell you silly! ... uhm, if that's okay with you, I mean.

Perfect grades, perfect friends, I had a perfect life. Perfect modulo some secrets I kept neatly tucked away in a dusty closet. But nothing could ruin my perfect afternoon with Fluttershy. Nothing except... never mind. Perfect, truly perfect.