What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!
"Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia." - Kurt Vonnegut. Currently accepting commissions!
An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.
aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"