Twilight and Cadence have a civilized discussion about the moral and practical age old question… If a clone of Shining Armor played with himself, would it be incest or masturbation?

Shining Armor wants no part in this discussion. And neither does Shining Armor.

Deviant Art Link for cover.

Just as the title says, what would happen if two of the most deceitful ponies around took the place of Applejack and Big Mac?

Can the two older stallions work an “honest” day and be good role models for Applebloom, or will they try to cheat their way to success while avoiding Granny’s eye?

You read the title. Just wanted to try my hand at a crackfic.

To the pathetic creature who decided to snoop in my belongings, I am Magneto. If you value your miserable life then you should put this down and calmly walk away. Perhaps, if you’re quick, I may show you some mercy for trespassing in my home. However, if you choose to ignore this warning then I won’t feel an ounce of remorse for filling you with lead.

(NOT part of the Displaced Universe. The Merchant is the catalyst but it's not Displaced. No Crossovers, Tokens, etc.)
(EQG style anthro. Roughly 4.3 on the anthro scale)
(Heavily inspired by Villanon by AponymousAuthor, reposted by silvetear on PonePaste. Check out the story.)