okay now kiss!

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

I like ponies.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

The home of the Shadowbolts Adventures and various other stories, mostly related to Equestria Girls.

Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

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A fellow traveler...

"Comfortable and evocative." --Poptartttt

I type stories using my hands

Hi! I'm Lurks-no-More: a pony writer, RPG player, SF and fantasy fan, and a general nerd. I hope you enjoy my stories!

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

loves tiaras.

Try not to take me too seriously. I am an idiot with a shitty sense of humour.