"Pulling a Mordecai" (verb) - The act of never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands.

I beat that bitch's ass.

"It's simple. We kill the Mykan." ~Johoker

Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?

I shall vow to follow everyone.

Just some random person on the internet that writes stories about a show with ponies. I try not to suck at writing. Am I good at it? I don't know. I just do it for fun.

Artist.

I'm fuzzy, adorable, and LOVE ponies! What else could I want?

If in August of last year, someone had told me I would be watching My Little Pony or writing fan fictions, I would never have believed. But now, just several months later, I'm doing both.

Before the change, I read over 25 million words. Yay me, I guess.

I'm strange and complicated in an average and simple way.

Well I live in Mexico!... yeah, nuff said.

"Her crews are babes or madmen? Her port is all to make? You're manned by Truth and Science, and you steam for steaming's sake?" - Rudyard Kipling "The Three-Decker"

I am trying to improve my writing. It's not very good.

chicken nugget

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.