Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

I'm new to this website and I've grown interested in the show. I've also decided to try out my writing techniques too. But I'm also hear for the joy of reading and writing :)

Don't Stop Me Now

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

Long story short. One thing led to another and now I'm in the Navy. Odd how things work out.

hey

Someone who's sensitive on things that's vulgar and violent. I WILL retaliate if anyone who's agressive towards me.

And thou camith down Krass who holdth the commandments, he pointed out thou sinners who had broketh thy rule and he broughth down his ban hammer to bare. and all was good. -ArchangelDoom

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

I am Acclamations.

Commissions currently OPEN

I aim to misbehave.

A guy with crazy ideas and a little free time.

I'm a Brony, I'm an author on FimFiction. Thereby I'm a Brony author on FimFiction. Hope you enjoy my works.

I'm a Combat Field Radio Operator (0621) in the Marine Corps.

I will be writning anything from Grimdark to Shipping, enjoy!

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

Student by day, practitioner of the custodial arts by night. (or janitor, you philistines...) Started writing after an idea popped into my head and refused to leave. Damn you infectious fandom!

A Dreamwalker, hoping to share the stories he keeps.

As you might have noticed; i am a Ditzy finatic. (what? she's flippin awesome!) I enjoy writing Fanfics, and will continue doing so until i get good enough to publish a full story.

I love to be surprised by stories. Especially my own.

usen the power of ponies to change the world woooooooo

A cynical Brit who sometimes writes.

The creator of the Spiders and Magic universe and concept. Yay, I guess??

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.