I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Someday, I'll stop writing silly comedy stories. However, today isn't "someday".

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Sometimes the void of space and the immensity of it all can put you to ease.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

Too much to write; too little time

O.F.P.