Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Author of the Homecoming series, occasional contributor to Bodyguard!AU, and food aficionado.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

I write about the countless coital encounters between humanoid horsies, anthropomorphous equines and at least passably bipedal pony people... Also, I really fuckin like Equestria Girls my dudes.

A broke(n) artist and writer.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon