I - am that is, My sword will wield for me.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

Feel free to contact me about whatever.

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

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space is a waste

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

How can I be home and still feel out of place.

I write, jam to music, play games, blog, and do some other things as well.

An entity of what does the wordsgood with ponies. Buy me a coffee?

Move along, move along.

Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

Yep.

Holy shit I keep forgetting this place is even a thing. I should probably do some stuff on here...

FYI: I am mostly dead. Don't expect much from me.

Um.... I like writing stuff?

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

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