I don't exist.

Avid reader looking to read. If you've got a good story I'm interested in pre-reading, PM me.

A Pasty Plebeian Pencil Pusher

Just a dude who loves ponies and the dog god

Full view of my avatar.

why?no i believes it pronounced "why not?"

In search of the perfect riff

Eh. Nevermind.

Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

The depths of depravity have an insatiable urge to read. And a spot on its back that it can't ever reach

I do stuff. What sort of stuff has yet to be determined.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

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