"I am the Aloof Hermit, the Lord of the Empty Seat. I am the Alpha and the Omega"

Cynically Pretentious Hedonistic Nihilist...and those are my nicer qualities!

Love to read, write and be awesome!!! It's very nice to meet you.

Welcome back to the cum zone

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

If I write a deeply philosophical bio, then I'm taking myself too seriously. If I write in casual syllables, then I take nothing seriously. So, here I am, stuck with a dilemma!

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

Our minds bend and our fingers fold. Entwined, we dream . . . I know.

-GM, master of... ( Discord | Patreon )

Hello, everyone. I hope my imagination suits your needs. I know it suits mine. Enjoy...

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Wow. I feel SO loved here. / Drop Some Vibes & Keep the Ko-fi Warm.

Devastated. Commissions are open, accepting payment in chromosomes ONLY!!

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family

I'm a Soldier stationed in Fort Hood. I'm an aspiring writer/artist and am currently working on a Master's in Psychology.

A brony living in the states that really likes Fallout.

This is where my filth goes

Just an observer from the shadows.

Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

A simple writer with complicated taste.

I'm just your everyday dragon of shadows here to write stories and help others write theirs as best I can. I mainly enjoy writing about underrepresented species. Message me at Schattendrache#9353

The only man to get a 2015 fanfiction into the 2024 feature box | Join my Discord and come chat!

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

A random dude writing. Is it any good? Fuck if I know.

Just your average chef with a small passion for Displaced stories. With a very crazy sleeping schedule to work my crazy schedule.

Call me Prince Procrastination.

It's one thing to create/throw already-established characters in a story of some kind. It's another thing to develop those characters, regardless of the situation they're in.

"I am life. I am death. I give everything. But I take all. I am a King. A Queen. An Assassin. An Army. I am the Savage Kingdom!"

You will always be a loser and that's okay.

I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.

Ya know, if I were witty, I would put something clever here. But trust me - I ain't.

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

What a beautiful Sunset.

I love to write, I love to read, and I love this community! If there's a story I want to read that doesn't exist yet, I'll write it myself.

"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

Feel lonely? Need an editor? A proofreader? Somebody to talk to? Write me. I've been detached from this fandom, I want to make up for it.

Mostly harmless.

Just an incredibly boring person, actually.