I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

Not Really Around Anymore

I can almost see the wizard through the curtains.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

A fellow traveler...

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

"What is better...to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" -Paarthurnax, Elder Scrolls: Skyrim

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!