"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

What a beautiful Sunset.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

God, I'm so sorry.

If you're looking for sarcastic humor, you've come to the right place!

I'm the creator of Otakuworld.com, Jenniverse.com, the computer game Boppin', numerous online comics, novels, and tons of other wonderful things. I really love MLP:FiM.

Gott schützen den Kaiser!

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

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Featured Sci-Fi Story: "Equus Metamorphosis" ( http://bit.ly/1YnanMR )

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Just a man. Nothing special. I like almost everything I can find about sci-fi and epic high fantasy. I like plenty of other things, but you don't really care about that I'm sure.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.