After hearing about Twilight's loss in Death Battle, Anon decides it's time for Twilight to take some lessons in self-defense. Twilight isn't interested, saying that the magic of friendship can get her through anything. But is that exactly why she should take these lessons...?

After finally working up the courage to ask out the Princess of Friendship, you pop the question, and much to your pleasant surprise, she says yes. Problem is, now you have to find a way to impress her enough to where she wants more dates afterward. And after a day of scouring Ponyville and thinking of Twilight's interests and dislikes, inspiration finally strikes...