or has the "Estimated Words Read" stat been taken down again?
George Carlin is my favorite "philosopher." Lyra is best pony. Raindrops is best pegasus. Sunset Shimmer is best human.
So, last night I was coming home from one of my weekly social outings. I was driving on one of the major freeways in town when all of a sudden, there was a loud pop and the sudden sensation of the right front tire deflating. Luckily, I pulled over to the side of the road before the tire went completely flat, and I got out to check the tire (but not before putting the hazard flashers on). Sure enough, the tire had blown out.
I should probably mention that my favorite "philosopher," as it were, is the late George Carlin. (Inspired by my dad, who once said that his favorite "philosopher" was Jimmy Buffett.) So I was tickled to see this Derpy comic by DocWario over at deviantArt featured on Equestria Daily: