Dedicated to clopfics of anykind, and I can only hope you and the rest of my readers, enjoy what I have written, and will write.

Original username Zoddtheimmortalone. I'm a fan of anime, but I enjoy the classics more. As for My Little Pony, I may not watch it as much, but I do like the show and I also love EG

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

*Insert poetic irony here*

Escaped SCP: Always running, never stopping

Just a simple university student from Michigan.

Hi my name is Thea I'am 10 years old my favourite My Little Pony character is Rainbow dash

There is nothing as liberating, or terrifying, as a blank page.

The death of a hero is always tragic. They never get to know if their sacrifice, if their life, was worth it. Must be a damn shame to die and not know if what you did made a difference...

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Too much to write; too little time

I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

If you came here for any sort of sanity, You came to the wrong page! heh heh HAHAHAHAHA! But yes, I love HIE and some good funny stories and love depending in how it's done. Have fun out there!

Engineer, Martial Artist, Scuba Diver; Always working

I was introduced to My Little Pony. I think it is awesome and enjoyable. Apart from MLP I love Lord of the Rings, Reading, and Poetry.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Welcome to my page. If you wanna send fan art my way then send it via private message on here, thank you for following here and my Youtube channel. And I'll see you all in the next story or video.

Its either this or star in porn. You all know whats worse.

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Sorry, everyone. My time's up, now.

A clopfic author.

I'm here to write my way into your hearts and infect your minds.

I've seen some things, man, and some stuff... I wouldn't recommend it. Count:2121

It's been far too long my dear guest. I will be your humble host for tonight's... arrangements. I hope to serve you to the best of my... abilities.

Author of mildly successful B-List featured stories, freelance editor, and man of many expensive hobbies.

Be sure to check out some of my other stories on Fanfiction.net. Account name: Gordon Ramses.

Not much to tell, just an amateur with nothing better to do.

I have accomplished my halfway point of my goal and am now a halfway decent writer. Thank you to all the friends and fans who support me.

I was just doing my imitation of Mystery! Weesnaw! "Well, keep working on it. That was terrible."

'major in computer engineering' they said. 'itll be fun' they said.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)