Nothing to see here citizen, move along.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

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On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Retired military, retired gunsmith, tired cynic.

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