Dear Deer,

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Dear Loyal Watchers, Interested Visitors, and Confused Passersby;

It doesn't happen very often anymore, but every once in a great while I find myself in charge of a classroom where the kids are... well, good.

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Dear Loyal Watchers, Interested Visitors, and Confused Passersby:

So, despite doing nothing else last night to welcome the New Year other than sitting up to watching American Pickers and getting fat on the empty calories of M&M's and Cherry Coca-Cola, I still managed to sleep in until 9a.m. today.

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Dear Loyal Watchers, Interested Visitors, and Confused Passersby,

So, a few weeks ago I was in True Value Hardware trying to figure out which of my internal organs I was going to sell so that I could afford to hoard the last few remaining incandescent Christmas lights before L.E.D.'s complete their Yuletide conquest when I noticed a Thing. The Thing was the type of Thing that I'd come to notice in the last five years, and I'll assume that you know why.

Here's a photo of The Thing:

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Dear Loyal Watchers, Interested Visitors, and Confused Passersby:

You may have noticed a certain subtle change has come over my avatar in the last day or so, and those of you who have (much to my own surprise and wonder) have been my Watchers over the last three years certainly know what it means when Ol' Crow Face suddenly appears with a splash of red and white upon his noggin'.

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Dear Loyal Watchers, Interested Visitors, and Confused Passersby,

Most of you know of my obsessive need to thank folks for Faving my stories, or for Watching me, or to reply to comments and the like... but now I have a real problem. To whit to whim: Do I thank people for placing my stories in their bookshelves?!

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Dear Loyal Watchers, Interested Visitors, and Confused Passersby:

Do you know Jake the Army Guy?

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Dear Loyal Watchers, Interested Visitors, and Confused Passersby:

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Dear Loyal Watchers, Interested Visitors, and Confused Passersby:

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Dear Loyal Watchers, Interested Visitors, and Confused Passersby:

So, Bookplayer is obviously a very clever individual. Rather than dive into a long, exasperating blog post where the readers are subjected to one author’s interpretation of their “personal fanons,” Bookplayer has done something very smart. Namely, the blog in question asked people to talk about the one thing that everyone loves doing–talking about themselves.

Clever, very clever.

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