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UnweptSchlipps


“This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don't want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. You lose the taste.”

Sep
23rd
2014

Hia...Hia...Hiatus? · 7:21pm Sep 23rd, 2014

Gosh dang it, I don't like that word. But as much as I dislike it, I finally got the stomach to put Too Close to the Sun and Elements of Love on hiatus for now. I should've known my two adventure stories would be the most difficult to put together. It really kinda stinks, because I have all these ideas and notes and dialogue written down in my notes, and yet my mind simply can't figure out how to put them all together in a coherent way. I don't know if it's motivation or flat-out writers block,

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Sep
23rd
2014

New Story! Furry Contraband: Of Ice and Ivy · 7:02pm Sep 23rd, 2014

Alright, alright, after almost three months after that preview I posted, I finally submitted the story to be approved. So if all things work out, it'll be up by the end of the day! I wanted to take time to write out more chapters so I could update frequently, but with school starting, I figured I should put it up before things get too hectic.

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Jun
21st
2014

Sneak Peek: Furry Contraband...2? · 11:41pm Jun 21st, 2014

So you know that story I did a while back about Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash smuggling little critters over the border that was surprisingly a pretty big hit (especially compared to my other stories)? Well guess what...


They're. Back.

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Nov
28th
2013

New Story: Flimsy · 12:11am Nov 28th, 2013

Heyo, my few but very awesome followers! So I just got a new story approved, and I hope you all come and check it out! It's a story revolving around the Flim-Flam Brothers, and how they meet up after going their seperate ways for a couple of years. If you like siblings, cider, bitter emotions, and jazz dancing, then I suggest you come on down and check it out!

Flimsy

That's it, and as always, thanks for reading!

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Oct
12th
2013

New Story: Quiet Place · 1:08am Oct 12th, 2013

Greetings, loyal followers! My newest story is live: This Used to Be a Quiet Place. Please give it a look, and maybe a thumbs-up or two...if that's even possible. It's a little sad, slice-of-life fanfic. If you're in the mood for a simple, heart-tugging story, I think you'll enjoy it!

Please, please, please check it out!

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Apr
22nd
2013

Furry Contraband · 12:20am Apr 22nd, 2013

What's happening, fellas? I haven't been doing much activity on here except for lurking, but now I'm pleased to announce that I've just sent in a new story for approval. Yeah, I've got like five unfinished stories right now. Alas, that is the life of a fan fiction writer.

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Feb
12th
2013

So This is Basically the Best Thing Ever · 2:39am Feb 12th, 2013

Yep. Best thing ever.
Clickity Clack!
(Contains profanity. Really freakin' funny profanity.)

By the way, this isn't necessarily what I feel. I just got a good chuckle from it. Gam Groomps rule.

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Jan
1st
2013

Happy New Year from Cali everybody! · 9:32am Jan 1st, 2013

Here's to another year of amazing stories, art, ponies, and of course...




RAINBOW DASH!!!

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Oct
30th
2012

Canon: The Bane of My Existence · 2:11am Oct 30th, 2012

So I just watched the 8 minute preview on Equestria Daily. Not going to spoil it for the people who haven't watched it yet, but...

Once again, canon has ripped my story apart. It has to do with the Crystal Kingdom, I'll just leave at that.

I'm not actually upset, by the way. Just wanted to put it out there that I came up with the ideas before it came out. Like...waaaaaaay before.

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Oct
13th
2012

EqD Update/ CALL TO ARMS (and by that I mean REVIEWS!) · 12:02am Oct 13th, 2012

Whazzup guys. I hope your day's been absolutely brilliant. As for me, it's been alright, except for this one thing. I got a reply from Equestria Daily (finally) about my story. And unfortunately, things weren't looking up for me this time. That's right. I got rejected. Can't say I'm surprised though; they only reserve that place for the best of the best!

Here's the message,in case anyone wants to read it:

Dear Author:

I'm Pre-reader 23, and I'll be reviewing your story today.

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