"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

I actually am a scientist!

I'm The Sentient Cloud, a now-retired fanfiction writer from New Zealand. If you're looking at this, then you've probably already found your way to either "The Piano Man" or "Those Who Came Before".

Everytime you hit the like button on a story, Lumina smiles.

Guy who writes stories when he's bored. And hey, I've got nothing else to do.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

My name was Razorbeam, and I am retired. (From Fanfiction)

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

Not very active here anymore.

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Dead as a doornail since 2014

I <3 GAMMA RAYS

That girl that writes things you may or may not read. TG stuff, probably. Avatar of my batpony Evening Script by baladeAdvent.

"The changeling looked at the foal much like a space explorer would look at an alien life form. He resisted the urge to prod it." - Flitter

Small. Fuzzy. Irate.

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

"I used to like reading, but then CookieMonstar wrote a story and now I'm blind. Thanks, you horrible prick." - Someone somewhere, I'm sure.

30/Male/Soviet Alaska

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?