I'm just a simple writer sharing his hobby with the world, hope you all enjoy.

There ain't no rakes on the grape train!

Bippity Boppity Boopy Im Coming For That Booty......?

i have cancer

So, yeah, I'm a new writer, a fan of HiE and PoE fics, and am from the mid-atlantic Untied States.

I don't do jack shit.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?

*cough*"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"*cough*

I write ponyfics and ponyfic accessories

The Man; The Myth; The Legend. I am Parasite Steve. Mediocre writer, shit artist, and music? Let's not talk about music. Also known as "the awesome" in the swag(Secretly We Are Gay) slaiyers.