I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

Mostly harmless.

Walk, don't run. Unless you're late for the bus.

https://www.patreon.com/poncho

I only hope you enjoy my work. I appreciate all the comments and especially the favorites and follows. They make me happy.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

A writer. I try to write at least... Video games are REALLY distracting though...and work...and life...Eh. Well if you have time go ahead and give my stuff a chance ^~^ I'm a pretty nice person

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Small steps. Commissions are closed for the moment. Just working through my queue.

This is fiction. But it is based...