I do be writing. You do be reading

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

who me

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Mostly harmless.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Shut up. Just write.

I have no idea what I'm doing. Except I do, and it's reading/writing pony porn.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.

Behold! I bring you the written word! ...That is all.

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.