Recently back from the dead; I conquered all of Hell.

Just a big Man who's got a passion for Dragons. Don't gimme any Wyvern talk!

You've got to believe in yourself or no one Will believe in you

VERILY MY GOOD SIRS!

I write like once a year.

Nothing to see here. Move along to the "Stories" section, please.

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.

Ojiwe

*SPOILERS* ;)

I would love to write stories, but i'm afraid they all suck.

Blazer is a fanfic author who talks about himself in the third person. What a snob!

Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches