I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

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My name was Razorbeam, and I am retired. (From Fanfiction)

Just a pile of meat and chemicals that writes romantic, comedic and sexual stories and comics.

Everyday writer for your needs.

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!