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Huk


"Consequences… Give a person a situation with no consequences and you’ll see the real them… Every time."

Dec
1st
2020

When you buy yourself an SFW pony comic, and unpack it in front of your family without first checking the back cover... · 11:22pm Dec 1st, 2020

So, when you see this:

They're seeing this:

And suddenly you find yourself in MasterCard commercial:

  1. Two books of 'A Storm's Lullaby' - 24$
  2. Shipping cost - 8.5$

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Report Huk · 262 views · #comic #dsana #awkward #funny
Sep
29th
2020

Trying to figure out what went wrong with this story... · 11:50am Sep 29th, 2020

This is pretty much a re-post of this request: https://www.fimfiction.net/group/924/i-just-want-a-comment/thread/449503/trying-to-figure-out-what-went-wrong-with-this-thing

I'm looking for some feedback on a story:

TA Fading Mirage of Friendship
Twilight has everything going for her. She is an Element of Magic, has loyal friends, and now she's become the princess of the whole Equestria. It's like a dream come true. Too bad, all dreams must come to an end...
Huk · 2.2k words  ·  29  4 · 1.2k views

This thing got almost no traction, and I'm trying to figure out why. I tried reading and re-reading, listening, and re-listening, but... it seems fine to me. I'm at a loss...

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Report Huk · 331 views · #feedback request
Apr
15th
2020

I just learned there is the first case of COVID-19 in my village (population 2000) · 11:42am Apr 15th, 2020

Feels weird to know this bastard is so close.

Will have to stock on vodka again. And a coffin, just in case... :unsuresweetie:

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Apr
1st
2020

Today on the first of April, I hit 33. I don't know how to feel about it... · 10:57pm Apr 1st, 2020

It's about half of my life. Sure, at this age, the good times are gone (?), and it is pretty much downhill from here. But, on the bright side, only about 33 more years and I will finally get some sleep :pinkiecrazy: so it's not all bad :unsuresweetie:.

Confusing feelings, indeed... :trixieshiftleft:

Report Huk · 207 views · #life #age #birthday
Feb
3rd
2020

Ever wondered why Celestia, a being powerful enough to move the sun, never helps mane six to fight the bad guys? · 12:00am Feb 3rd, 2020

That question was nagging Rainbow Dash for a while now, and after gulping down a few mugs of cider, she finally asks it. Instead of a lame excuse she had expected, she gets a dark history lesson involving Daybreaker.

Wanna learn more? Go read the new one-shot:

TWhy Celestia Never Helps…
During the celebration of another victory for Equestria, Rainbow Dash asks Celestia why she never helps them fight the bad guys. She never thought the answer involves ancient history and Daybreaker...
Huk · 3.3k words  ·  354  22 · 4.9k views

Please, remember to leave a comment :twilightsmile:

Report Huk · 272 views · #Celestia #Promotion
Jan
17th
2020

What if, along with the crown, Celestia and Luna had given Twilight their immortality, without telling her? · 11:38pm Jan 17th, 2020

Years after her coronation, out of the blue, Twilight finds out that Luna just died of old age, and that Celestia is not much better off. Shocked, she starts asking questions. Pushed against the wall, Celestia reveals that the crown came not only with their powers, but also their immortality.

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Report Huk · 231 views · #Celestia #Twilight #Promotion
Nov
24th
2019

Rarity's fighting the invasion of wild burritos, and losing… · 11:04pm Nov 24th, 2019

(Inspired by a true story)

Rarity planned this day to be perfect. A ladies-only, Christmas shopping, no guys, no rush, no muss, no fuss. What she didn't plan for was a rebellion of wild burritos in her gut, threatening to exterminate everyone in the shopping mall.

Now, instead of rest and relaxation, she's forced to fighting off the invasion, but it's a losing battle…

Interested? Check out this one-shot:

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Oct
22nd
2019

Minor tweaks, explanation of punishment, and update about the bonus chapter · 8:08pm Oct 22nd, 2019

Let's start from the end – the bonus chapter for 'Friendship Is Magic! ... Unless You Are a Human' is in the works. If everything goes well, it should be done within a week or two. It will be an independent one-shot comedy, showing how the moron trio got captured, digging their own graves in the process. That's all I'll say for now :raritywink:

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Oct
5th
2019

The more things change... · 6:12pm Oct 5th, 2019

Cheerilee was ready to get out of Ponyville and start anew, and so was John. Pack your bags, go to the train station, and blow town - a simple thing, unless half of Ponyville is conspiring behind your back, trying to make you stay.

Will they leave, or will they stay? Or maybe there's a third option?

In other words, it's time for the next chapter:

TFriendship Is Magic! ... Unless You Are a Human
After a catastrophic introduction, a former soldier is struggling to adjust to his new life – facing ponies prejudice. Observing his ordeal - Celestia is starting to question how kind and forgiving her subjects really are...
Huk · 126k words  ·  281  46 · 6.1k views

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Report Huk · 242 views · #James #John #Celestia #Cheerilee #Ending
Sep
22nd
2019

The tale of frenemies, bastards, and good Samaritans · 10:05pm Sep 22nd, 2019

The old proverb goes, 'the enemy of your enemy is your friend.' Sometimes it's true, other times, your enemy may turn out to be the good Samaritan you really need.

With farm still in trouble, and contract's deadline pending, Applejack is about to find out something she may not like or understand.

In other words, it's time for the next chapter:

TFriendship Is Magic! ... Unless You Are a Human
After a catastrophic introduction, a former soldier is struggling to adjust to his new life – facing ponies prejudice. Observing his ordeal - Celestia is starting to question how kind and forgiving her subjects really are...
Huk · 126k words  ·  281  46 · 6.1k views

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