A French, cheese-eating alphaphala male in charge of writing stories. Don't troll because of allergies to BULLSHIT.
Fighting Dyslexia one misspelled word at a time! (and failing less and less as I go)
Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.
America enjoyer, NATO enthusiast, military history and geopolitics appreciator.
Part time writer, full time Stalker. Stalking here and over there, please return to 100 Rads bar if found drunk off my ass.