I don't write much, but it's a nice past-time. I'm not committed to what i write much, often taking months long hiatus.

I write bad smut. Hopefully, somebody reads it.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Ponyville Botanist by day. Wholesome vore writer by night.

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

I am not drunk enough for this right now...

They're gonna mess up my FUCKING TOMATOES.

What to do with my life now

We grow 'em big!

Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

A rocking brony with a love for crossover and adventure. Currently part time in college

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Level Up.

"What could possibly go wrong?"

Hello everyone!! Wanted to let you know that i have accounts on Furaffinity and Fanfiction under the name PuzzleMaster1998. I love doing puzzles, adore foxes, and favorite villain is Chrysalis.

I was just doing my imitation of Mystery! Weesnaw! "Well, keep working on it. That was terrible."

A clopfic author.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Dead as a doornail since 2014

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

There's a fine line between magic and technology. We must explore these together and then find union in knowing we all belong. Whether you are of this world or beyond. Everyone can be a friend. -Me

Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

What a beautiful Sunset.

A pretty nice person who got into writing fan fiction through the fandom, inspite of school. If you want to commission me for a story, give me a PM and I'll be more than happy to talk to you about it.

A washed up old writer who still tries to live in a heyday that has long since passed...

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

I write in my spare time, as a hobby and I would appriciate some feedback on any stories I write here on fimfiction.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

I'm a little messed up. I'll update chapters when I can. Sorry for the long waiting periods :(