Honey Bunches of Oats is best cereal.

favorite characters are as follows in no particular order. Zecora, Luna, Fluttershy, Spike, Berry Punch, Lyra & BonBon, Vinyl Scratch, & Discord, Oh and Big Mac (as long as he's gay).

This doesn't concern you. Go about your business.

Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!

I beat that bitch's ass.

Author of the Kamen Rider Drake series and all around fan of...just about anything with action in it. Shooting Stars Away! -RedStar

A Pasty Plebeian Pencil Pusher

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

Reloading the Story Canon.

There ain't no rakes on the grape train!

I will follow you all

why?no i believes it pronounced "why not?"

My level of sarcasm is to the point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.

I've been trying to get off this ride for a quarter of my life.

I'm a writer and reader on this site

My ships are better than your ships

;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now

Just a man.

I am a mechanic. Yes, I fix things. Yes, hooves are a pain in the flank at times. Damn engineer unicorns and thier fancy schmancy magic. Use your hooves you lazy jackasses.

- No Bio Possible -

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

"Her crews are babes or madmen? Her port is all to make? You're manned by Truth and Science, and you steam for steaming's sake?" - Rudyard Kipling "The Three-Decker"