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POV: You're feeling down at Bee-lzebub's party and she's about to shove some cotton candy into your cakehole.

Hazel Bell is my waifu! Want to see my You Tube Channel?

Providing free helicopter rides demonstrates commitment bringing peace to man, one communist at a time.

Improvement is a dire mistress.

join the cult now!

When you were born, God looked down and smiled. When I was born, God looked down and said; "I've gone too far this time."

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

We must dare, and dare again, and go on daring.

My honor is my loyalty.