I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!
Um, okay how to start this. . . Okay I got it, I have been a brony for 3 years now. I write fan-fiction sometimes, and my favorite is Twilight or Rainbow Dash.