It's a beautiful afternoon in Equestria, with the sun shining and the birds chirping sweet melodies that fill the air. A perfect day to... get drunk at the local saloon and rant about mares with the bartender?
Part of the SALT Colab, it's a comedy with ponies and alcohol. HUZZAH!
WARNING: There is some minor alcoholic and sexual theming in this story. If you have no problem with any of those, feel free to have a laugh at the random rants of a drunken pony