Ha! Like I actually know what i'm doing.
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.
A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
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