Pithy Statement

(No longer active) I'm more active on Youtube and Discord.

Specimen of Maximum Nerd.

What a beautiful Sunset.

'It doesn't make any difference what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.' - George Bernard Shaw

Original Works. It was a good run.

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Music ponies are best ponies.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

I write fics, I do talky-talk readings of fics. Find them on YouTube.

Clop is proof that God wants us to be happy.

Love has no desire but to fulfill itself. To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night. To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving