My first ever MLP story/fanfic!

EDIT: Added swanky new cover art!

Jay Reynolds is the average Joe. He really is quite unremarkable -- he's like all the other 17-year-old boys -- he has a girlfriend, he's active and likes to fool around, but he believes that schoolwork must come first. This is why he's being teased at school.
One day though, when he feels particularly down, a strange mp4 file on his computer appears, where a tall white horse with a long horn and wings and flowing rainbow-coloured hair greets him. She promises there will be no teasing in Equestria, and that everyone will like him. Jay is then taken to Equestria, but doesn't really like it all that much. He'd heard about My Little Pony before from some little girl that passed him on the street with her mother and looked at a few episodes and didn't like it. Too girly.
The ponies of Equestria band together to help him adjust to his new, permanent home in the utopia of Miniature Horses That I Am Entitled To.

I really am bad at descriptions.