Prone to extreme analysis, wild ideas, and grossness.

I write fetish clopfics and other things. Commissions: Not Open, working on existing commissions.

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

"Inspiration does not come to the lazy. It only comes to those who call it." - P. I. Tchaikovsky

A young English guy who likes some dirty ponies.

A frequent pegasus who posts infrequent stories.

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An account that has set sun.

Butts Butts BUTTS!

I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence. And whether you like it or not, I don't care.