Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

"Through darkened skies and malevolent eyes, my journey never dies"-Skaltrox Orthuris: Knight of Defiance

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

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I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Simultaneously able to type 94 wpm and still take five years to finish a story. If you're feeling generous, throw a ko-fi at me.

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

I started with fanfics, so long ago, and it seems that I always revert to it when my inspiration for original stories wanes. Even so, I've never written MLP fiction before. Should be fun!

Commissions currently OPEN

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

There is nothing as liberating, or terrifying, as a blank page.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

I write commissions and sometimes write stuff I come up with too. Nuff said.

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Too much to write; too little time

oh my god i am so sorry

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes

I'm making a video game now. https://www.patreon.com/theblueninja

"You think you know me..."