A friendly ball python who's know to disappear for a long time.

"What is better...to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" -Paarthurnax, Elder Scrolls: Skyrim

I'm buried up to my neck in horsewords.

a home-grown australian who embraced being a member of the fandom 2 days before joining. Willingly delved into the fandom whole-heartedly and has never looked back

I - am that is, My sword will wield for me.

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

I'm totally sophisticated and smart. You see that cute kid in the picture? He represents my very soul... and my expert use with Google Images. I AM SMART DAMMIT

The official joint page of SovietBacon, Dumbgamer99 and ShadowHorizons!

Time flies. Have fun. Preferably not at the expense of others.

<---- Drawn by mix-up. All I have to say is disappearing is easier when its a crowd of people that are exactly like you.

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

My name is Cain, a person who loves writing and rping. Am also a writer on Furaffinity http://www.furaffinity.net/user/rainbowsparkle91/, come check me out!

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

The one German who is lazy for real.

I only hope you enjoy my work. I appreciate all the comments and especially the favorites and follows. They make me happy.

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

God, I'm so sorry.