Fanfic writer, gamer, and whatever other labels I'm forgetting.
*Hits blunt* Lobsters are like mermaids for scorpions. *Wheeze* Cookie dough is the sushi of desserts. *Hits blunt again* Surely, if tomatoes are a fruit, then that makes ketchup a jam.
I'm only here for my King Sombra fix please just leave me and my addiction in peace