Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies
Words have been written. Some of them by me. Those are here. Probably.
Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...
Tfw you walk through the girls aisle in target, see all the pony clothing, and desperately wish you were a girl aged 4-9. Sigh.
Some of them want to use you, some of them want to be used by you/Some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused.
Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.
Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”
A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.
Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln
I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!
Stories about ponies are stories about people.
A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.